Cold Steel Voyager Vaquero Folding Knife

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Use this: for its intended purpose of cutting things.

Don’t use this: as a drinking straw. Its performance would be poor and the risk of mouth injury is high.

Benjamin Franklin said of this: “They who can give up essential heat-treated high-carbon Japanese AUS 8A steel to obtain a little temporary shearing potential deserve neither essential heat-treated high-carbon Japanese AUS 8A steel nor shearing potential.”

In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: fuse things together, leaving them even less cut than before.

If this item went to Taco Bell, it would order: the Grilled Cantina Doritos Steak Vaquerito.

If this was a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: “Mellow out, man. Knife happens.”

In the box:

(1) Cold Steel Voyager Series Vaquero Folding Knife

Woot