Scandal “Gates” : Ben the Over-Literal Dermestid Beetle Weighs In

Monday, June 13, 2011

You can’t just go around making prefixes and suffixes out of any syllables you like. There have to be rules for this sort of thing, or society will break down completely. At least Ben the Over-Literal Dermestid Beetle thinks so. He’s sick of all these m*********ing “gates” on these m*********ing scandals!

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