Rival 18-Quart Roaster Oven
Friday, March 1, 2013
Tom, my darling turkey. You know I love you, especially with a side of fresh cranberry sauce. But people often ask me, “Is Tom really that much of a butterball?” And I’ll say sarcastically, “No. The 18-quart Rival Roaster Oven adds 18 lbs.”
Seriously, though. You’re an American institution. Thanksgiving just wouldn’t be the same without you. But as famous as you are, there’s a lot of things people don’t know about you. Like how you really shine when basted with butter before being cooked on a removable steel roasting rack at an adjustable temperature somewhere between 150 to 450?F, and also your weird fetish about having bread cubes and sage shoved up your @$ %!
I kid, I kid! Anyway, I’m not really here to roast Tom Turkey. I’m here to smack that stupid hat off the Pillsbury Doughboy. How old are you now? Like 48 or something? Yeah. That little giggle isn’t cute anymore. Let’s see if you’re still smiling when you’re being scraped off an enamel-on-steel roasting pan.
Dimensions: 23″ x 17″ x 9″
In the Box:
- (1) Rival 18-Quart Roaster Oven – White
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