Dyson DC28 Animal Upright Vacuum – $299.99

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Dysteria

Look, if we’re going to pour some sugar on each other, let’s get the vacuum ready now.

An easy ride, over carpeted ground
Mini turbine head, gets the pet hair out
We are the dirty ones, on our filthy floors
For a whole lifetime – how long the filter’s good for
I clean for you

I got some crumbs and chunks of mud
Whoa-oh
Dander, pet hair, assorted crud
Whoa-oh
And I want
Airmuscle
Technology
Animal
And I want
Root Cyclone
‘Cause it sucks
Animal

My pet wolf, sheds all over the house
Pees with excitement when it sees a mouse
I’m suckin’ with the wind, that Root Cyclone
The particles get snared in the filter unawares
I never sneeze

I got some crumbs and chunks of mud
Whoa-oh
Dander, pet hair, assorted crud
Whoa-oh
And I want
Airmuscle
Technology
Animal
And I want
Root Cyclone
‘Cause it sucks
Animal

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 6 Month Dyson

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Full-size and powerful bagless upright vacuum for homes with pets
• Airmuscle™ technology precisely adjusts the cleaner head to clean every floor type thoroughly
• Root Cyclone™ Patented technology that doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
• Mini turbine head removes dirt and pet hair from carpets, upholstery and tight spaces
• Fingertip controls automatically adjusts (or de-activates) the brush bar for different floor types using a powered cam. No bending down. No awkward dials
• Lifetime washable HEPA filter traps microscopic allergens
• Dyson cyclones can capture particles down to 0.5 microns – including pollen, mold and bacteria
• This vacuum is certified asthma & allergy friendly™ by the Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America

Attachments Included:

• Flat Out Head – Articulates for effective pick-up, and is especially handy for cleaning under low furniture and household appliances
• Mini Turbine Head – Removes pet hair and dirt from confined spaces such as upholstery, stairs, and the car and quickly attaches to the hose or wand
• On Board Tools:
  – Combination Accessory – Debris nozzle converts to a brush tool for dusting
  – Stair Tool – A Dyson-designed tool for removing dust and dirt from stairs and stair carpets

Additional Photos:

• Dyson DC28 Animal Upright Vacuum
• Fingertip Controls
• Roller Brush Bar and Tilt Point
• Washable HEPA Filter
• Package Contents

Technical Specifications:

• Patented cyclone technology: Root Cyclone™ technology
• Suction power: 245 Air Watts (constant)
• Movement type: Fixed wheel
• Filter: Lifetime washable HEPA filter
• Brushbar control type: Fingertip controls
• Cleaner head / Floor tool: Motorized brushbar
• Stair cleaning: Quick-draw Telescope Reach™ wand
• Bin capacity: 0.61 gallons
• Dimensions: 42.1”(H) x 13.5”(W) x 14.3”(D)
• Max. reach: 52.2 feet
• Cord length: 35.2 feet
• Weight: 20.61 lbs

In the box:

• (1) Dyson DC28 Animal Upright Vacuum
• Flat Out Head
• Mini Turbine Head
• On Board Tools:
  – Combination Accessory
  – Stair Tool
• User Guide

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