Eton NOAA and S.A.M.E. Weather Radio

Sunday, March 3, 2013

We won’t play “Sexyback”, we won’t send out a long-distance dedication, there’s nobody here who wants to talk about the Lakers’ tailspin, and you can’t win Bryan Adams tickets, no matter which caller you are. You’re always the only caller anyway.

All we do is weather alerts. We’ll let you know if the NOAA determines there’s a catastrophic weather event on the way. I’m sure your radio has an AM/FM dial, too. Just turn that on and stop calling me or I’ll send the next tornado to your-

Um, nothing. I didn’t say that. We don’t control the weather. Obviously. Goodbye.

• Dimensions: 8″(W) x 6″(H) x 3.5″(D)
• Weight: 15.1 oz

In the box:

• Eton ARCFR800R_RF American Red Cross Emergency Preparedness Radio with NOAA Weather Alert and S.A.M.E. Technology

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