SIGG .38L Insulated Metro Mug

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Use this: if you wanna keep your coffee warm while looking cool.

Don’t use this: in a rural area. WHAT ABOUT “METRO” DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?!

If this were a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: “Ay, Mrs. Standler, you’re sending me mixed SIGGnals!”

At a karaoke bar, this product sings: “Run-Around” by Blues Traveler.

The experts say: that coffee is known for its warmth. If you’re drinking coffee that’s not warm, you have to ask yourself, is that really coffee at all?

Cleaning Instructions:

• Clean in warm soapy water
• Leave open to dry
• Do not put in a dishwater
• Do not fill with fermenting or carbonated beverages
• Do not put in freezer or microwave

In the box:

(1) SIGG .38L Insulated Metro Mug with Screw Top

Woot