10 Things

Friday, March 8, 2013

Guys, if this shirt sells really well, we’ll release another one for each decade. Here’s what’s we’ve got so far:

What I Learned In The ’90s:

1. If your life insurance pays out in your 20s, your beneficiary will be rich.
2. They’ll never think to check that the bones are actually mine, especially if someone sees me walk into the building right before the fire.
3. Those claims adjusters are a lot more thorough than you might expect. How much do these guys even get paid?
4. Nobody picks up hitchhikers anymore.
5. Turns out crossing the border without ID is harder than you think.
6. It takes a while to get used to, but the best part of the pig isn’t the meat we gringos usually eat.
7. “Ten cuidado” is Spanish for “be careful.”
8. Che Guevara’s words ring as true today as they ever did.
9. ?Viva la Revolucion!
10. The trick with Guatemalan military prisons is to filter the water through a sock.

Woot