Panasonic Alkalineplus Battery Packs

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Use these: To ballast your vessel, the HMS Alkaline.

Don’t use these: in your Billy The Big Mouth Bass. It’s time to put him to sleep, we’re afraid.

Benjamin Franklin said of these: “How do I get my kite inside?”

When irradiated, this product will bite you, giving you the power of: easily being replaced once your usefulness has been extracted from you.

If this item went to Taco Bell, it would order: 24 tiny burritos (burrito-itos).

In the box:

• Panasonic Alkalineplus Batteries (Choose Size & Pack Configuration)

Woot