Candy Basket Eastersplosion

Monday, March 18, 2013

Jesus said, “It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” Do you have excess funds preventing you from salvation? Spend it all on candy!

That’s right, folks: The surest way to guarantee an “OK” from ol’ St. Peter is to empty your savings account on Easter candy. Lucky for you, we’ve got two great options here. You can RSVP your spot past the pearly gates by throwing money at a trio of handmade chocolate eggs or bunnies.

By cleaning us out of these Easter candies, you kill two birds with one stone. You get to gorge on some delicious delicacies, and you expiate yourself of that nasty deadly sin, Greed. Bada boom, bada bing!

Heck, why not buy both the eggs AND the bunnies? And if you’re really rich (read: a huge fat camel), it might take more than just a few Easter candies to stave off perdition. Guess you’ll have to buy everything on Woot today.

Don’t even mention it — you’re welcome.

MILK CHOCOLATE BUNNY INGREDIENTS: Milk Chocolate (sugar, chocolate liquor, milk, cocoa butter, soya lecithin and vanillin – an artif?icial fl-avor).
ALLERGEN WARNING – is product was manufactured in a facility where Peanuts, Tree Nuts
(almonds, cashews, pecans, walnuts, hazelnuts, coconut), Milk, Wheat, Soy and Egg are used.
CONTAINS: Milk and Soy.

DARK CHOCOLATE BUNNY INGREDIENTS: Dark Chocolate (chocolate liquor, sugar, cocoa butter, milk fat (butter), soya lecithin and pure vanilla).
ALLERGEN WARNING – is product was manufactured in a facility where Peanuts, Tree Nuts
(almonds, cashews, pecans, walnuts, hazelnuts, coconut), Milk, Wheat, Soy and Egg are used.
CONTAINS: Milk and Soy.

WHITE CHOCOLATE BUNNY INGREDIENTS:
White Pastel Coating (sugar, partially hydrogenated palm kernel oil, whey, nonfat milk, mono &
diglyceride and soya lecithin emulsifiers, artifi?cial color [titanium dioxide], natural and arti?ficial fl-avor),
ALLERGEN WARNING – is product was manufactured in a facility where Peanuts, Tree Nuts
(almonds, cashews, pecans, walnuts, hazelnuts, coconut), Milk, Wheat, Soy and Egg are used.
CONTAINS: Milk and Soy.

MILK CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER EGG INGREDIENTS:  Milk Chocolate (sugar, chocolate liquor, milk, cocoa butter, soya lecithin and vanillin – an arti?ficial -flavor), Peanut Butter Chips (partially defatted peanuts, sugar, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil (palm kernel and soybean oil), reduced minerals whey (milk), dextrose, salt, vanillin – an arti?ficial flavor, soy lecithin), Creamy Peanut Butter (salted peanuts, sugar, hydrogenated vegetable oil (rapeseed, cottonseed and soybean), salt).

ALLERGEN WARNING – is product was manufactured in a facility where Peanuts, Tree Nuts (almonds, cashews, pecans, walnuts, hazelnuts, coconut), Milk, Wheat, Soy and Egg are used.
CONTAINS: Milk, Peanuts and Soy

MILK CHOCOLATE DIVINITY EGG INGREDIENTS: Milk Chocolate (sugar, chocolate liquor, milk, cocoa butter, soya lecithin and vanillin and artifi?cial fl-avor), Sugar, Corn Syrup, Walnuts, Fondant
(sugar, corn syrup, invert sugar), Egg Whites, Partially Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil &/or Soybean &/or Cottonseed Oils, Vanilla, Soya Lecithin, Salt

ALLERGEN WARNING – is product was manufactured in a facility where Peanuts, Tree Nuts (almonds, cashews, pecans, walnuts, hazelnuts, coconut), Milk, Wheat, Soy and Egg are used. CONTAINS: Milk, Walnuts, Egg and Soy.

MILK CHOCOLATE SALTED CARAMEL MARSHMALLOW EGG INGREDIENTS: Milk Chocolate (sugar, chocolate liquor, milk, cocoa butter, soya lecithin and vanillin – an artificial flavor), Corn Syrup, Sugar, Whipping Cream, Butter, Milk, Invert Sugar, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Salt, Gelatin

ALLERGEN WARNING – is product was manufactured in a facility where Peanuts, Tree Nuts (almonds, cashews, pecans, walnuts, hazelnuts, coconut), Milk, Wheat, Soy and Egg are used. CONTAINS: Milk, Walnuts, Egg and Soy.

In the Box:

Choose From:

(1) Chocolate Bunny 3-Pack – White, Milk & Dark

~or~

(1) Filled Chocolate Egg 3-Pack – Peanut Butter, Divinity & Salted Caramel

Woot