Stainless Steel Designer 6 Ounce Flask

Thursday, June 16, 2011

I’m Not As Think As You Clever I Am

OK, OK, I admit it! I didn’t paint those alcoholic witticisms on my flasks.

I just wanted to be somebody, you know? When I saw these novelty flasks, inspiration struck: I could be Flask Guy! And it worked. Everywhere I went, people would laugh heartily as I took a sloppy pull from my “Take Me Drunk I’m Home” flask. My friends competed to recruit me as their wingman on the strength of my “Wingman” flask. So when some girl who looked like Bettie Page asked me at a rockabilly show if I’d painted the “You Look Like I Need A Drink” flask, I just got caught up in the moment and blurted out “yes”.

Little did I know she’d beg me to do flyers for her roller-derby team, and paint the back of her leather jacket, and put flames on her hot rod, and – well, it didn’t take long before she figured out I was an impostor. So yes, fine, I didn’t make these flasks, I just bought them. I’m a pathetic poseur and a liar and a traitor to rock n roll. Now the whole world knows it. Now I just wish there was some way to rapidly forget my problems and inflate my self-confidence.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: New

Features:

• Beveled edges for strength and durability
• Stainless Steel
• Made in the USA
• Vintage style art work
• 6 oz capacity
• Great gift for any occasion
• Includes fabric storage pouch

Additional Photos:

• Take Me Drunk, I’m Home
• Rear View
• Package Contents
• I’m with Drunkie
• Rear View
• Package Contents
• Wingman
• Rear View
• Package Contents
• You Look Like I Need a Drink
• Rear View
• Package Contents

In the box:

• Metal Morphosis 6 Ounce Stainless Steel Flask (Choose: Take me drunk I’m home, I’m with drunkie, Wingman, or You look like I need a drink)
• Fabric Storage Pouch

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