Creminelli Artisan Porchetta Roast
Thursday, March 21, 2013
It’s not often I’ll turn down a nice grilled Spam sandwich. Every now and again I’ll indulge in a can of Underwood Chicken Spread. And when I’m feeling especially un-bougie, I might even shake the gelatinous goo off some Vienna sausages and have me a fine little snack.
But today is special, y’all. It’s not every day we get together to watch a three-year-old play the violin with the skill of a toddler weeks older. This calls for a Creminelli Artisan Porchetta Roast.
Ain’t nothing fancier than a little nibble of fully-cooked, whole suckling pig seasoned generously with garlic, sea salt and rosemary while a little tyke squeaks out the ear-bleedingest rendition of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star that you’ve ever heard, over and over again, in the keys of G, D and OH THANK GOD IT’S FINALLY OVER, no wait, now she’s playing in A, kill me now.
Mmm mmm.
| Serving Size | 2 oz. |
| Servings per Container | Varied |
| Calories | 190 |
| Calories from Fat | 140 |
| Total Fat | 16g ~ 25% Daily Value |
| Saturated Fat | 6g ~ 29% Daily Value |
| Cholesterol | 35mg ~ 19% Daily Value |
| Sodium | 440mg ~ 12% Daily Value |
| Dietary fiber | 0% |
| Sugars | 0g |
| Protein | 11g |
| Vitamin A | 0% |
| Vitamin C | 0% |
| Calcium | 2% Daily Value |
| Iron | 4% Daily Value |
Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
In the box:
(1) Creminelli Artisan Porchetta Roast, 5-6 lbs.

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