Animal Trackers Train Set

Monday, March 25, 2013

Poor naive kid. Doesn’t he know that if you’re gonna run away, you shouldn’t leave a trail behind? Or in this case, 12′ of flexible train track.

When I was 9, my mom wouldn’t let me go camping with my friends, so I ran away to the tool shed out back. After awhile, I got bored and went back inside.

You see, I didn’t have 269 cute, colorful and fun pieces of circus animals, bridges, tunnels and more to play with. I had some old rags covered in axle grease and a couple garden hoes. So I lasted just under two hours.

I could tell that my mom had been worried sick, as demonstrated by how she was passed out on the couch with a copy of Better Homes and Gardens. I knew that if I had stayed even five minutes later, she would have called in the calvary to hunt me down.

Luckily, I don’t have to do that with my kid. I know exactly where he is. I just followed the rumbling sounds of the motion-sensitive mountain tunnel and the battery-powered locomotive until I found him sleeping in the crawl space under the stairs, still clutching his circus tent cut-outs. Pssh. Amateur.

In the Box:

Animal Trackers Circus Adventure Train Set – 433-9105 includes:

• (1) Battery-Powered Locomotive
• (3) Circus Wagon Cars
• (12′) (3.6m) of Flexible Track
• (1) 4-Piece Overpass Trestle
• (2) Bridges
• (1) Lion figure
• (1) Elephant figure
• (1) Zebra figure
• (1) “Rumbling” Mountain Tunnel

Woot