Harvard 5-in-1 Sports Trainer

Monday, March 25, 2013

Use this: to reach lacrosse the aisle.

Don’t use this: to convince people that you went to Harvard. For that, buy a Harvard sweatshirt, because Harvard grads are the only ones who ever wear Harvard sweatshirts.

In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: block all your shot attempts while shouting obscenities at you.

Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: training really hard until you’re good enough to join the wilderness’s national soccer, lacrosse, basketball, baseball, or field hockey team. Then, they’ll give you a stipend for meals and stuff.

The experts say: that a good player trains in one sport, but a true athlete makes a whole new sport out of all five.

Dimensions: 35″ W x 66″ H x 66″ D

In the box:

(1) Harvard G02224W 5-in-1 Sports Trainer includes:

• (2) Mini Basketballs
• (2) Mini Basketball Hoops
• Soccer Goal
• Soccer Ball
• Hockey Stick
• Puck
• Lacrosse Stick
• Lacrosse Ball

Woot