14″ Memory Foam Mattress – King

Sunday, April 7, 2013

It was the perfect crime. Find my way in with no one in sight, grab the goods, and make my way out undetected. But there was one factor I hadn’t accounted for: the king size 14″ Memory Foam Convection-Cooled Mattress in the middle of the room.

Partially, it was my fault. I needed a break. I needed a breather. I was nearing the end of my task, and I was tired. I looked around for a seat. There were no chairs, no couches, so I sat on the mattress.

Sitting there was wonderful. The open cell structure displaced warm air below me, keeping me cool and comfortable, and the high-density 8″ supportive base eliminated uncomfortable pressure points, keeping me relaxed and re-energizing me.

I couldn’t resist staying put. I was so comfortable. I knew I needed to get out of there, but with the unique memory foam design eliminating the motion transfer common in most mattresses, I was at complete peace.

Finally, I had my energy back and was ready to leave. I got up, finished the job, and left the building. But what I didn’t realize was that all that time, the memory foam was molding to my body, as it would with someone sleeping there.

Not long after I’d left, they’d returned home, noticed the indent of where I’d been sitting, and, well, the rest is history. Now I’m in the stir for a quarter and change. When I get out, I’m gonna be an old, old man.

But I must say, that sure was a nice mattress.

In the Box:

• (1) 14″ Convection-Cooled Memory Foam Mattress – King

Woot