Arcade App-Supported Controller for iPad

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Use this: because the human-iPad relationship is really all about establishing yourself as the alpha through humiliation, and there’s really nothing that’s more humiliating for an iPad than being turned into an arcade machine from 40 years ago.

Don’t use this: if you already own a whole arcade. You can have too much of a good thing.

At a karaoke bar, this product sings: “Japan is an Island” by the Spinto Band.

When this product doesn’t want to go to dinner with you, it uses this excuse: “Sorry, but that doesn’t fit into my pre-game ritual.”

The experts say: that, oddly enough, doing extensive research on pinball doesn’t actually help you play pinball. Who would’ve thought?!

• Pinball Dimensions: 11″ x 3″ x 7.5″ – 1.25 lbs
• Atari Dimensions: 11.25 x 3.25 x 7.3 – 1.25 lbs

In the box:

• Discovery Bay Games Duo App-Supported Controller (Choose: Pinball or Atari Arcade)

Woot