Saeco Xsmall Espresso Machine

Monday, April 15, 2013

I’m trying a new diet. I call it the XSX DIET. It stands for Extra Small Diet. The extra “X” is for extreme. And it’s all caps, because, like I said, it’s extreme.

The idea of the diet is that I only consume miniature versions of the foods and drinks I ordinarily consume. This means cupcakes instead of cakes, baby carrots instead of carrots, shots of beer instead of pints of beer, and, of course, espresso instead of a full cup of coffee.

My thinking behind the diet is that by only having smaller things, I’ll get smaller. It makes enough sense, right? And with espresso, especially espresso that comes from this Saeco Xsmall Espresso Machine, I’ll get the caffeine I need without affecting my diet.

I always thought I was a genius, but now I KNOW I’m a genius. I am a little bit hungry, though, but that’s okay; I’ll eat a tray of French Fries, or as I now call them, little potatoes.

In the Box:

• (1) Saeco 10002781 Xsmall Superautomatic Espresso Machine

Woot