Teva Forge Pro Mid Waterproof Hikers

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Use these: if you’re planning to visit the Pacific Northwest anytime between September and July.

Don’t use these: to fix the leak in your roof.

In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: have more fun than you do on your hike.

Archie Tinker, rodeo cowboy, describes how to best wrangle this product: “Y’see, this shoe’s got fire in ‘er eye, and fiberglass in ‘er sole, so the wranglin’s easy but keepin’ yer hands from gettin’ flayed like a skirt steak ain’t easy. Wear buckskin gloves when you wrangle ‘er and you’ll be fine.”

When it’s cold outside, this stays warm by: Wearing a nice pair of feet.

In the box:

(1 Pair) Teva Forge Pro Mid Waterproof Hiking Shoes (your choice)

Woot