Leupold Vendetta Bow-Mounted Rangefinder

Friday, April 26, 2013

Use this: to take the game-spooking movement out of your next hunt. And that’s game-spooking, like spooking game, as in animals, not Yahtzee.

Don’t use this: at the end of a piano recital. You’re thinking of “bow” as in “taking a bow” not “bow” as in “bow and arrow.” Spelled the same, totally different.

The only way to make this better would be: if, by owning it, your name legally changed to Leupold Vendetta. Because, for serious, that’s an awesome name.

At a karaoke bar, this product sings: a song by Range Against the Machine.

When this product doesn’t want to go to dinner with you, it uses this excuse: “I’m busy that night. Shall we shoot for another date?”

In the box:

(1) Leupold LEU68000 Vendetta Bow-Mounted Rangefinder includes:

• Rangefinder and Bow Mounts 

Woot