Famous Maker 23” LED Monitor – $129.99

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Schooled

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don’t be touching my desktop picture there, pal!

I’m sure all those koi are looking wonderful on my special 23” LED monitor, but you better keep a few feet back at all times! See, nothing, but NOTHING offends me more than some doofus strolling up and getting his cheese powdered fingers all over my virtual workspace. I mean, just because it’s a 23” ultra-slim LED screen, does that mean you can do whatever you want? You wouldn’t walk into Mark’s office and throw horse manure on his desk, would you? And yet, that’s what you’re doing to me, right now.

Because in this day and age, virtual workspace is just as important as real workspace, and maybe even more. When I’ve got to keep up with my clients on AIM, my interactions on Twitter, my finances in Excel, my time clock via the company website and my reports through the proprietary software the powers-that-be make us use, I can’t be staring at a bunch of cheese powdered fingerprints like I was your own personal Sherlock Holmes. Why do you think I brought this sweet refurbished monitor from home in the first place? Just because it supports VGA, DVI-D with HDCP, and HDMI with HDCP?

I’ll admit, I do enjoy the LED backlighting and the 3,000,000:1 contrast ratio, but guess what? Your pokey ruin-hands make that impossible to enjoy! What good is deeper blacks and 1920×1080 resolution if some giant orange fingerprint is dead center in the dead center? And that’s why it’s here, my friend. Because now it’s not the company’s property. It’s mine. And I’ll tell you right now, I’m fully prepared to defend my property as needed. Because you see, I’m armed.

Well, yes, it is just a label gun from a grocery store, but Security said anything else would be an insurance issue. And I promise you, a bright red $ 1.98 sticker will be very very hard to remove once I affix it to your butt.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Ultra-slim design and excellent performance for surfing the Web, viewing videos and photos, playing on-line games, and working on projects
• LED backlighting reduces the number and overall size of the components
• Get deep blacks, brilliant color, and clarity with the ultra-high dynamic 3,000,000:1 contrast ratio
• Immerse yourself in Full HD with the 1920 x 1080 maximum resolution
• Minimize blur and ghosting in action movies, on-line games, and sports broadcasts with the 5 ms on/off response time
• Save space with this ultra-slim design (about 1-inch deep)
• Switch on/off faster than with a CCFL (standard) monitor
• Connect to your desktop or laptop via VGA, HDCP-supports DVI-D or HDMI input
• Find the best viewing position with the tilt adjustment and ability to slide from left to right
• ENERGY STAR 5.0 qualified and EPEAT Silver registered
• Conserve power and eliminate mercury with LED backlighting
• Arsenic-free display glass, recyclable plastic parts and recyclable packaging

In the box:

• Famous Maker LED 23” Debranded LED Monitor
• External Power Supply
• Power Cable
• VGA Cable
• Monitor Stand and Mount

Photo Credit: dalangalma

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