Superman Had No Comment Regarding His Cape: Woot Weads The Wire

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire.

LA JOLLA, Calif. (UPI) — Thirty-seven strawberries a day may help keep diabetes complications away, U.S. researchers say.

The research has been condemned by fans of classical poetry.

DES MOINES, Iowa (UPI) — Police in Iowa said a woman was arrested on an interference with official acts charge for allegedly tugging on a police horse’s tail.

Thanks to earlier convictions for spitting in the wind and pulling the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger, legal experts expect prosecution under Iowa’s three strikes law.

TOLMACHYOVO, Russia (UPI) — A Russian jetliner collided with a vulture Sunday, forcing an emergency landing, authorities say.

Reports say the delicious, helpless passengers all tragically survived.

VATICAN CITY (UPI) — Pope Benedict XVI marked the 60th anniversary of his ordination Wednesday by posting his first Twitter message, announcing a new Vatican Web site.

Later in the day a porn site operator was banned for doing exactly the same thing.

SAN FRANCISCO (UPI) — Classical composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart may have died from a lack of vitamin D, U.S. and Austrian researchers suggest.

Historians at last have some idea about the inspiration for the “Requiem in D Minor”.

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