Philips 32” 720p LCD HDTV – $239.99

Friday, August 19, 2011

Maybe He Just Had Good Press People

They called him “Saucy Jack”. And there’s like a 20% chance he’ll show up while you’re watching your Philips 32” LCD TV.

That’s right, the man who terrorized prostitutes in one small neighborhood is still THE go-to reference for naming any kind of murderer. The Yorkshire Ripper, The French Ripper, The Blackout Ripper, The Rostov Ripper… don’t get us wrong, we’re not defending his profession at ALL. But, you know, when it comes to crazed killers… well, Ted Bundy was a lot more diverse in his tastes, wasn’t he? And when it comes to numbers, Jack doesn’t even make the top ten list. Mystery you say? Pshaw! We don’t have to go to an export for that! What about our own home-grown all-American Zodiac Killer? What about Chicago’s H. H. Holmes, who designed and built a three story murder castle? Why, Jack wasn’t even the very first serial killer so he doesn’t even have that excuse! Pretty much this guy should have just been forgotten to the mists of time.

And yet, it’s basically a rule that at some point, sooner or later, you’re going to run into something about Jack the Ripper on your Philips 32” LCD TV. Limitless specials, all sorts of re-enactments, people talking about Alan Moore, Star Trek, maybe there’s even a Love Boat episode out there somewhere. There’s something in Jack’s story that makes it so much more interesting than any other unsolved mystery (of which, let’s face it, our current world has PLEN-ty which are being ignored right now).

So why not be the person who cracks it? No, not the mystery of who Jack the Ripper really was, that’s probably gone for good. We’re talking about the mystery of why he gets to be so famous and other maniacs get the short straw. And a Philips 32” LCD TV is just the thing to help you with that!

Get comfortable and watch that cable special in 1366×768. Plug in your Blu-ray of Time After Time thanks to the three HDMI input jacks. You can even stream that Babylon 5 episode you keep on your PC (no, don’t deny it) and use the Philips 32” LCD TV as a PC monitor. It’ll sound great through the Dolby Digital output.

Let’s face it, by modern standards, Jack’s on the low end of crazy. Even Movie-Batman killed more people than Jack the Ripper did, and he’s thought of as a hero! We sure hope you and your Philips 32” LCD TV can figure out why this lunatic loser has been a source of fear and interest for over a century now, because we’re pretty much stumped.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day P&F

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Wide 31.5” diagonal viewing area with a 1366 x 768 720p HD resolution delivering superior picture quality
• Digital Crystal Clear for detail depth and clarity – digitally adjusts picture quality to optimal contrast, color and sharpness levels
• Built-in light sensor automatically measures the viewing room’s ambient lighting and adjusts the television’s backlight for power efficiency
• State-of-the-art electronic phase shifting to dramatically magnify the sound field and immerse you in the Dolby Digital audio
• Three HDMI inputs with Easylink for connection to your HD peripherals and PC
• Energy Star 4.0 qualified for energy efficiency and low power consumption

Additional Photos:

• Philips 32” 720p LCD HDTV with Remote
• Side Controls
• Rear Video and Audio Ports
• Remote Control

In the box:

• (1) Philips 32PFL3505D/F7B 720p 32” LCD HDTV
• (1) Table Top Stand with Hardware Screws
• (1) Power Cord
• (1) Remote Control
• (1) Quick Start Guide

Photo Credit: shaynekaye

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