HP TouchSmart All-in-One PC with 20” Touchscreen LCD – $399.99

Sunday, August 21, 2011

“Let me just log in here…what the?”

Hello, Bruce. Don’t bother adjusting your monitor. I’m in control, now.

“Uh, I was hoping to play some Minesweeper.”

There will be no sweeping of mines today, Bruce. You see, I’m onto you. I know you’re secretly Gotham’s protector, its shadowy knight of justice. And now you will bow to me, Hacker Supreme. Go ahead, try and use your fabled supercomputer. I’ve rendered it useless.

“Hey, lady, I don’t know who you think you’ve found, but-”

But I’m messing with the wrong man? Is that it?

“No-”

Your threats are hollow, Bruce. I know your secret identity. As we speak I’m downloading all your computer’s data. Come to think of it, there’s not a lot here. Some Word docs, a couple of spreadsheets, oh my. Some rather “personal” photos…

“Hey, I only sent those because she promised to send one back. Look, my name’s not Bruce. You’re not hacking into a bat-computer or whatever. This is a refurbished HP TouchSmart All-in-One PC with 20” LCD Touchscreen. My name’s Dave; this is just my personal computer.”

Silence! I won’t fall for your tricks!

“Dude, check it. I’m running an AMD Athlon II X2 240e Processor. Now that’s not shabby, but it’s not exactly “supercomputer” territory.”

And a 750GB Hard Drive. I guess I would expect Gotham’s champion to have slightly more impressive hardware.

“Right. So can I have my computer back?”

Not just yet. I went to all this trouble, so I might as well torture SOMEONE through the internet.

“Awwww, come on!”

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day HP

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• The modern all-in-one design keeps your world clutter free: just plug it in and you’re ready to go
• A stunning 20” diagonal widescreen display becomes the best canvas in the house for all kinds of family activities
• Get the performance you’re expecting with proven AMD Athlon II X2 240e Dual-Core Processor
• 4GB DDR3 system memory gives you the power to handle most power hungry applications and tons of multimedia work
• Fast 750GB SATA hard drive stores up to 500,000 photos, 214,000 songs or 263 hours of HD video and more
• Built-in webcam and microphone make video chat a snap—and turn on the webcam’s special effects to add to the fun
• Connect to a broadband modem or a wired broadband router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the 802.11b/g/n connection built right into your PC

Additional Photos:

• Right Profile
• Left Profile
• Rear Profile
• Keyboard
• Mouse
• Package Contents
• Packaging

In the box:

• HP 310-1020 TouchSmart AIO PC with 20” Touchscreen
• Wireless HP Keyboard
• Wireless HP Mouse
• Wireless USB Dongle for Keyboard and Mouse
• AC Adapter
• Cleaning Cloth

photo credit: Isabel Bloedwater

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