3M Filtrete 4-Bottle Water Station

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Karen, this bottle is yours. Danny, this is your bottle. Darling, please take this bottle and I’ll have the last one. Okay, ready? On three, we’re all going to drink this clean, pure delicious water. One. Two. Thr- oh, Danny, do you have a question?

Well, son, that is a fair question, I guess. The reason we’re drinking so much water is that the Filtrete Water Station makes it so easy! Four bottles, filled up at the speed you’d expect from that tap over there, yet with less sediment, less chlorine taste, and less weird odors. Clear as your bottle of water? Cool, then. Here we go. One. Two. Thr-

Karen, sweetie, did YOU have a question now? Oh, you want to know how we’ll tell the bottles apart, how forward thinking. Well, as you can see, these BPA-free bottles all come with multicolored bottle tops, so we’ll be able to know at a glance. You’ve got Frost, your brother has Lime, and your mother and I have Citrus and Punch. Also, that means we can keep them in the fridge without them dripping all over the place. Great, right? Okay, then. No more questions. One. Two. Thr-

… no, darling, we AREN’T going to fill these bottles with soda pop. Don’t you ever listen to me? This is WATER we’re using, clean and healthy WATER. And now we’ve got to drink it twice as fast, because this filter is only good for three months or 100 gallons, and I’m determined to make that deadline! So come on! Pick up your bottle! Three, two, one, DRINK!

In the box:

• 3M Filtrete Water Station: (Choose Color)
  • Docking Station with Lid
  • Filtrete Fast Flow Filter
  • (4) 16.9 oz Water Bottles

Woot