8″ Memory Foam Mattress – Queen

Monday, November 12, 2012

Stephanie won’t talk to me. Valerie refuses to acknowledge my existence. I don’t even know if Ana is still alive. It’s amazing how quickly people move on. It’s amazing how quickly people are willing to forget you ever existed. But not you, my 8″ Memory Foam Queen-Sized Mattress. You contour to the shape of my body, remembering me and our time together.

It’s not much, but it’s mine. I can go to work safe in the knowledge that you remember me, mattress. You won’t stop answering my texts and calls. You’ll hold me in your warm embrace, perfectly molding around my body to cradle me softly and support me exactly where I need it.

Not like Darla at all.Important Notes:

• To maximize memory foam expansion; remove from packaging immediately
• This product arrives very tightly packed, please unwrap and allow 48 hours for this product to return to its original shape
• Being sealed in plastic packaging will trap odors naturally produced by the memory foam composition, please allow 1 to 2 weeks for the odor to dissipate completely
• Due to machine cutting manufacturing processes, there may be slight variances in the dimensions of this product

In the Box:

(1)  8″ Queen Convection-Cooled Memory Foam Mattress and Standard-Size Pillows includes:

• (1) 8″ Convection-Cooled Memory Foam Mattress
• (2) Bonus Standard-Size Memory Foam Contour Pillows

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