Soundbar Speaker with Wireless Subwoofer

Friday, September 14, 2012

Quick question: according to the features, this Soundbar Speaker with Wireless Subwoofer’s virtual surround sound produces “true-to-life” audio… but what if I don’t want to hear all the stuff I already hear in real life? What if I want to hear something different?

Like, what if I want to hear, “nobody’s mad at you for leaving the ice cream in the car and letting it melt, Greg”? Or, “We know you’re sensitive about your inability to grow a full beard, but that stubble looks great, Greg”? How about, “It’s okay, Greg. Nobody dislikes you behind your back”?

Look, I know this thing’s Boston engineered for best-in-class performance. I know it’s easy to install. I know that it’s got Dolby Digital decoding for superior surround sound. I know all that stuff. I just want to make sure it provides an escape from reality, not just more of the same.

• System Power: 150 Watts
• Soundbar: Dual 1.5″ x 6″ HHRT Drivers
• Subwoofer: 6″ Woofer
• Wireless Technologies: 2.4GHz Frequency Hopping (subwoofer)
• Connectors: Optical Digital in, Analog Audio in, Auxiliary in,
• Dimensions:
  • Soundbar 4.44″(H) x 31.5″(W) x 4.44″(D)
  • Subwoofer 9.5″(H) x 10.5″(W) x 11″(D)
• Weight:
  • Soundbar: 5 lbs
  • Subwoofer: 11.9 lbs

In the box:

• Boston Acoustics Soundbar Speaker TVee Model 25
• Wireless Subwoofer
• Optical Digital Cable
• RCA Cable
• AC Adapter

Woot