Altec Lansing inMotion Kick Speaker for iPod & iPhone – $49.99

Monday, June 20, 2011

SU-PER-SON-IC, E-LEC-TRON-IC

The biggest problem with today’s society is that people don’t take the time to stop and bust out The Robot anymore.

And that’s a shame, really, because the Robot is basically the best dance ever. You can bust it out for anything! Did you get a promotion at work? Do the Robot in your cubicle! The loan went through on the house you wanted? Time to Robot pack your stuff! Your best friend is down in the dumps because of a bad breakup? I bet you a prescription from Doctor Robot will cure those blues! Yeah!

You don’t even have to do the Robot for a happy occasion. Let’s say you’re at the grocery store, for example. You’re buying peas. Richard Marx’s classic 1989 ballad “Right Here Waiting” begins playing over the in-store speakers and you’re, like, “Oh snap, this sounds like a job for Sad Robot.” Suddenly you’re telling a story with your body about a mechanical man and its forbidden love for peas right there in Aisle 7. On-lookers start crying. Men hold their wives in a way they haven’t since they first met each other. A woman gently touches your shoulder and says “Thank you” before a slow clap erupts from the bakery to frozen foods. It’s just that powerful.

But you’ll need practice to bust out a high level Robot like that, though, dance fan. You’re going to have to spend a long time alone in your room with an Altec Lansing inMotion Kick Speaker for iPod & iPhone. Break it down. Get experimental with your pop and lock with some Patsy Cline or even Franz Schubert flowing from the two 3” full-range drivers and Class D amplification. Rock it like an old boom box out in the park or on a street corner and bring a little robot joy to your community via the five-hour rechargeable battery and convertible handle. Share your fresh skills and teach others to groove again with an iPod, iPhone, or other MP3 player plugged in the dock or auxiliary jack. Rock it, don’t stop it, and soon maybe the world will begin to embrace the true power of humanity’s greatest creation.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 1 Year Altec Lansing

Condition: New

Features:

• Kick back, recharge and relax with the new inMotion Kick
• Universal dock for iPhone and iPod recharges while it plays
• Rechargeable battery lets you enjoy up to five hours of crystal clear music
• Two 3” full-range drivers for immersive sound
• Powerful Class D amplification for rich audio
• The convertible handle lets you bring that high-impact sound with you no matter where you are
• Full-feature remote control
• Works with all iPhone and iPod models and comes with both the “Works with iPhone” and “Made for iPod” certifications, so you’re assured that it meets Apple’s strict performance standards
• Shielded design eliminates interference, which means there’s no need to switch to “Airplane Mode” and you won’t have to worry about getting magnetic interference from mobile devices
• Automatically pauses music when a call is received on the iPhone
• Swing handle back for a kick stand, swing up to grab and go, tuck away to pack
• Battery LED indicates when the battery is low, charging, and fully charged
• Convenient compartment to store the remote when not in use
• On-board controls
• Also includes auxiliary jack for use with other audio devices, like mp3 players and computers
• Product Spec Sheet
• User Manual

In the box:

• Altec Lansing IMT520BLK InMotion Kick Speaker
• Full-Feature Remote with 3-Volt Coin Battery
• North American Outlet Plug
• Power Cord
• (3) Adapters for iPhone and iPod
• Safety Instructions
• Warranty Card

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