Apple 16GB iPod nano (7th Gen)
Saturday, March 2, 2013
Use this: to break into your ex’s hotel room, in search of incriminating documents that could sway the divorce judge.
Don’t use this: to watch “Magic Mike.” The screen is too small to really get the goods.
If this item went to Taco Bell, it would order: a 7th-gen-layer burrito.
In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: bury itself under your skin and plant a egg pouch full of nanoNanos.
If this was a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: “Touch me, touch me, senorita!”
The only way to make this better would be: if it was, you know, like half a millimeter thinner.
| Specifications: | |
|---|---|
| Display: | 2.5″ Widescreen Multi-Touch |
| Resolution: | 240 x 432 |
| Capacity: | 16GB |
| Wireless: |
Nike+ Support Bluetooth 4.0 |
| External Buttons & Controls: |
On/Off – Sleep/Wake Volume Up/Down Play/Pause |
| Connections: |
Lightning Headphones (3.5mm) |
| Frequency Response: | 20Hz – 20kHz |
| Audio Formats: | AAC (8 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes Store), HE-AAC, MP3 (8 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible (formats 2, 3, 4, Audible Enhanced Audio, AAX, and AAX+), Apple Lossless, AIFF, and WAV |
| Video Formats: |
|
| FM Radio: |
Regional settings for Americas, Asia, Australia, Europe, and Japan Live Pause feature for pausing a radio broadcast and rewinding (within a 15-minute buffer) |
| Sensor: | Accelerometer |
| Power & Battery: |
|
| Languages: |
|
| Headphones: | Apple EarPods |
| Accessibility: |
|
| System Requirements: |
|
| Environmental Requirements: |
|
| Dimensions: | 1.56″(W) x 3.01″(H) x 0.21″(D) |
| Weight: | 1.1 oz |
In the box:
- Apple 16GB iPod nano 7th Generation (Choose Color)
- New Apple EarPods (Approx 33″)
- Lightning to USB Cable (approx 41″)

Comments
Comments are closed.