Blue Nomad Bright Light White Wine (6)

Friday, August 24, 2012

I am but a blue nomad on a journey into the great unknown, and I go onward with much anticipation.

I am on the cusp of solving life’s greatest mystery. And I look forward to my discoveries. When I consider the word “heaven” I imagine a world filled with the explosive aromas and flavors of sweet mandarins, jasmine flower, key lime and honeydew. A world that is crisp and refreshing, never sharp or sweet.

A world where I am free of the Earthly confines of Smurfdom. Where I can dance in the open without fear of being eaten by a smurf-thirsty cat, or captured and turned into smurf stew by his master who, by the way, was not an intentionally anti-semitic social commentary whatsoever. Nope. Not even a little bit. A world where Smurfette isn’t such a smurfin’ smurf tease and …

HEY. Can you guys turn off that black light? It’s totally killing my buzz.

• Alcohol: 14.1%
• pH:  3.39
• TA: 0.62
• Albarino from Monterey County, Chardonnay & Gewurztraminer from Sonoma County
• Stainless steel fermented

Woot