CamelBak Groove .6L Filtered Bottle

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Think about it. When’s the last time you saw the Dark Knight stop to pull out something like this CamelBak Groove .6L Filtered Bottle? He spends all night FIGHTING people, for crying out loud. Have you ever fought someone? Really fought, not like roughhousing with your brother or something. Then you know that after roughly 45 seconds you’ll be completely drenched in sweat and panting. And that’s not even counting for all the flips and cartwheels and ninja kicks Batman fights with. And he’s doing it all while sealed in some sort of latex/kevlar bodysuit. It’s gotta be like 200 degrees in there! I’m surprised there’s not steam constantly pouring from his eye and mouth holes.

But not once do you ever see him say anything like, “Jeez I’m thirsty.” Never do you see him so much as buy a Gatorade. I played high school basketball, and I’m pretty sure swinging from rooftop to rooftop and getting into fistfights is way more strenuous than that.

In the box:

(1) CamelBak 53286 Groove .6L Bottle

Woot