CBTL Single Cup Coffee/Espresso Brewer

Friday, April 26, 2013

“Oh. Hey mom. And dad. And Jake, Mary and Lisa. What uh … what are you guys doing here?”

We’re here because we love you, honey.

“I uh … yeah. I love you guys too. But you could have just called.”

We’re here, Brad, because we know about your coffee habit.

“Coffee habit? I don’t have a coffee habit. I have, like, MAYBE one or two cups a day.”

Denial is the first stage.

“I’m not in denial! What is this really about?”

It’s not about the amount of coffee you drink. It’s about how you order it.

“How I order it? What’s wrong with how I order it?”

You sound like a total tool.

“Thanks dad.”

He’s right. It’s all, “Non-fat this, sugar-free that. Double soy decaf no whip hold the foam pfffffttttttt.” Quite frankly, it’s embarrassing.

“So I’m a little particular …”

No, Brad. You’re a disgrace. A disgrace to coffee drinkers everywhere.

“Well that’s a little harsh …”

Listen, we know the road to recovery isn’t going to be easy. So we got you this CBTL Single Cup Coffee machine. It’s easy to use, delivers one perfect cup with the touch of a button and has automatic proportioning to ensure consistency in taste and aroma. But most importantly, it does it all behind closed doors so you never have to humiliate yourself in a coffee shop ever again.

“But I never felt humiliated in the first pl …”

Shhh. You don’t have to say a word. You’ll get through this. We’re here for you.

In the Box:

• (1) CBTL Kaldi Single Cup Coffee/Espresso Brewer

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