Conair 20-Piece Haircut Kit

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

You almost certainly know the tune behind “Shave And A Haircut” but did you know that, in some places, it means a horrible phrase about someone’s mother? That’s right, and you probably don’t want to have to start explaining to the Mexican gang member that your clever secret knock was in no way a comment on his family. Which you might have to do if you’re standing right in front of him, holding a razor.

But if you have a Conair-20 Piece Haircut Kit? You’ll look like a barber! And everyone knows that barbers come from Seville! And Seville is where that gang member’s grandmother came from! Why, you might be a long lost cousin! That might not seem like much, but a gang is all about family. Now your offensive knock is a joke between family, and you’ve got a best friend who’ll protect you in a bar fight. See how a nice pair of clippers can change your life right away?

But that’s not all! You’ll also begin USING these clippers to cut your hair, and save money! And then you can start using the 55 precision settings to cut the hair of your buddy, and his friends! Your kitchen will become a hangout spot for the local toughs! That kid who always throws rocks toward your cat will turn white and flee! The cable guy won’t ever DARE to come by three hours late! And the lady who runs the homeowner’s association will suddenly stop caring if you leave your garbage cans out two hours beyond the agreed upon removal time. You’ll be a bigwig! A kingpin! A made man or woman!

And it’ll all start with a Conair-20 Piece Haircut Kit. Or maybe you’ll just avoid that part of town entirely. That’s what we’d do. Are you kidding? Those gang guys are scary tough.

In the Box:

(1) Conair Pro CPC300 20-Piece Cord/Cordless Haircut Kit includes:

• (1) Cord/Cordless Clipper with Turbo Button
• (1) Blade Guard
• (1) Tube of Lubricating Oil
• (1) Style Comb
• (1) Barber Comb
• (10) Comb Attachments (1/8″, 1/4″, 3/8″, 1/2″, 5/8″, 3/4″, 7/8″, 1″, Left and Right Ear)
• (2) Styling Clips
• (1) Cleaning Brush
• (1) Mustache Comb
• (1) Adapter
• (1) Storage Case with Handle

Woot