Core Bamboo Bundle

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

“YOU GET THAT OUT OF OUR HOUSE THIS INSTANT!”

Lesley was infuriated that Brant could be so insensitive. Had their college boycott of all non-dolphin-safe canned meat products meant nothing to him?  And the summer they spent campaigning against pianists and the Professional Dominos Player’s Association and their resulting co-authored expose: TUSK! TUSK! The Shameful Truth Behind Ivory Pastimes. What about that?

“I don’t even know who you are anymore, Brant! How many innocent pandas had to die so that you could chop your vegetables on a lightweight and easy-to-store cutting board, or protect your counter from heat damage with these functional and appealing trivets?”

Lesley continued her rant as she read the product features for the utensil set and square caddy, brandishing a spatula in his general direction. Brant just stood motionless and silent, waiting for what came next.

“And how many of those perfectly adorable little fluffy faces have to be SLAUGHTERED so that you can store all your cooking utensils in this beautiful caddy, made from 100% organically grown, panda-safe … oh. The bamboo is panda-safe. Huh. Well THAT’S a relief!”

Lesley laughed nervously, obviously embarrassed by her unnecessary outburst, but too proud to apologize.

Brant just raised an eyebrow and shook his head as she slipped past him and out of the kitchen.

In the Box:

(1) Core Bamboo 14-Piece Bundle includes:

• (1) Small Cutting Board
• (1) Medium Cutting Board
• (1) Large Cutting Board
• (1) Round Trivet
• (1) Square Trivet
• (1) Slotted Spatula
• (1) Spoon
• (1) Slotted Spoon
• (1) Salad Spork
• (1) Sauce Spatula
• (1) Perforated Spatula
• (1) Turner
• (1) Corner Slotted Turner
• (1) Sqaure Utensil Caddy

Woot