Cory Everson Bilateral Stepper

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Not only is this thing endorsed by six-time Ms. Olympia World Bodybuilding Champion, Cory Everson; it’s also bilateral! You know what that means? It features two laterals! That’s right! TWO STRENGTH-TRAINING, FAT-BURNING LATERALS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “why would I need two laterals?” Well, hold on, silly! No one’s saying you have to use them both at once! You could freeze one lateral just in case the other goes bad. Or you could invest a lateral in the stock market. Wanna get engaged but think that rings are played out? Use an engagement lateral instead! Have a wobbly chair? Keep it stable by throwing a lateral under one of those legs! Why, when you’ve got an extra lateral around, there’s no end to the amazing things you can do!

Oh, and, uh, this thing also has a strong and sturdy metal base for quiet and smooth operation and a six-function computer that measures time, calories burned, strides per minute, and total strides. But, c’mon! Who can concentrate on that stuff! WE GOT TWO LATERALS!

Dimensions: 22.2″D x 14.2″W x 10″L

In the box:

(1) Cory Everson 5000BS Bilateral Stepper includes:

• (2) Detachable Cords with Handles
• Floor Mat
• Fitness Guide
• Owner’s Manual

Woot