CPAP Pillow

Sunday, March 17, 2013

When deciding on a pillow for your CPAP device, one must consider the DOs and DO NOTs of pillow ownership. You can rest assured that we have designed an exhaustive list of all the different possibilities and sorted them accordingly. Please check the list inside should you have any questions regarding CPAP Pillow ownership.

DO: enjoy the patented hollow areas that will alleviate pressure on the mask area.

DO NOT: assume that you can dress up as a superhero and go to bed. Wearing a costume carries certain responsibilities, after all.

DO: respect the contoured shape that will support your head and neck.

DO NOT: expect this pillow to support your head and neck all the way through graduate school. Attempt to find a scholarship or perhaps, a job?

DO: accept that the high quality design will sustain for years of use.

DO NOT: attempt to travel in time with this pillow. Time travel voids any and all warranties related to this purchase (and could possibly trigger an alternate future where you yourself owe US money!)

DO: feel free to note that CPAP is kind of a funny name.

DO NOT: assume that CPAP is a programming language. CPAP is unsuitable for anything more advanced than a sundial.

We hope the following list answers most of the questions regarding this CPAP pillow. If you have a question we did NOT answer, please take to the forums! It probably won’t help, but at least we can make the mods feel loved.

In the Box:

• (1) Contour 14-101R-1-730 CPAP Pillow  

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