CRKT 6480 Pazoda Folding Knife

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Use this: to ascend higher in the ranks of the Knives of Columbus.

Don’t use this: to pull a Pagoda from The Royal Tenenbaums.

The experts say: the gray titanium nitride coating is “The grayest coating on the market.”

If you owned this, people would say: “That’s not a — my apologies, sir. I was in the wrong. That is, in fact, a knife.”

If this is buried in a field, what grows in its place is: a tree with your initials pre-carved in the trunk.

This just posted on Facebook: “That moment when your 2.625″ premium 8Cr14MoV blade snaps into the frame lock. #thisknife”

In the box:

(1) CRKT 6480 Pazoda Folding Knife

Woot