CRKT Pazoda Folding Knife

Friday, November 16, 2012

“Want to take a guess why I’ve called you in here again, Jerry?”

“I assume it’s some sort of award for exemplary service.”

“No. Not even close. It’s the knife. You know it’s the knife.”

“My CRKT Pazoda Folding Knife? What seems to be the issue?”

“You know what the issue is. It’s the same issue we’ve had with all the other knives you’ve worn to work. It’s against company policy and it’s making people uncomfortable.”

“I reserve the right to wear and brandish my knife if I feel workplace security safety is at risk.”

“No, Jerry, you don’t. You never had that right to begin with, and after last time we agreed on that.”

“You never know when you’re going to need a knife.”

“You work in Accounts Receivable, Jerry. You’re not going to need a knife.”

“That just shows how ignorant you are about the AR industry.”

In the box:

(Your Choice of Straight or Partially Serrated Edge)

(1) CRKT Pazoda Folding Knife

Woot