Crosman M4 Multi-Pump .177 Air Rifle

Monday, February 25, 2013

Use this: to draw lines in the dirt! SO! MUCH! FUN!

Don’t use this: if the only time you’ve heard “multi-pump” is from one of the baristas at Starbucks.

The SNL episode hosted by this product features a sketch in which: the air rifle (playing a biology teacher) and a cast member (playing a student) dissect owl pellets, but there’s a catch: the student has a FUNNY LISP!

Some skeptics wonder: if this is a .177 air rifle, or a .177393272 air rifle. (Some skeptics have a lot of time on their hands.)

If this is buried in a field, what grows in its place is: a pellet tree. Or a bb tree, which those in the know call a “tree tree.”

Warning: Airguns and airsoft guns are not toys and are recommended for use by those 16 years of age or older. Adult supervision is required. Misuse or careless use may cause serious injury. Do not brandish or display your airgunairsoft gunairsoft gun/airsoft gun in public. It may confuse people and it may be a crime. Police and others may think an airgun/airsoft gun/airsoft gun/airsoft gun is a firearm. Do not change the coloration or markings to make it look more like a firearm. Buyer and user should conform to all laws governing the use and ownership of their airgun/airsoft gun. The person handling the airgun/airsoft gun and anyone nearby should always wear protective eyewear. Read all instructions before using. Always use care and shoot safely.

In the box:

(1) Crosman 9-M417RM .177 Multi-Pump Air Rifle

Woot