DeMarini 2013 M2M BBCOR Baseball Bat

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Use this: as an exciting cane alternative.

Don’t use this: to mix cocktails. Unless you drink your cocktails by the barrel.

Left to its own devices, this would: drive pinatas into extinction.

Rejected names for this product include: Swingswang, Can’t Argue With The Aluminum-bers, See Soft Spot Swing, Ball FAR!, Bat-tle Tested, Home Runner Up, Oppositeofapitcher, etc.

The Experts say: this is the best bat ever, and if you use it you’ll be able to hit a home run every single time you’re at bat. Suffice it to say, DeMarini has the experts in its pocket.

Barrel Diameter: 2 5/8″

In the box:

(Your Choice of Length)

(1) DeMarini WTDXM2C M2M -3 Baseball Bat

Woot