Discovery Kids Explorer 5-Book Bundle

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Dear the Discovery Kids Explorer 5 Book Bundle publishers,

Although I enjoyed the Discovery Kids Explorer 5 Book Bundle, I feel that you made a mistake in describing your product. For example, you do have five exciting books, all of which I enjoyed reading. But you convinced my mom that the quizzes were “fun” and I don’t think that’s fair on us kids who just enjoy learning.

Discovery Kids Explorer 5 Book Bundle publishers, please don’t think I’m mean. Because I did enjoy the Grand Canyon poster, and I liked all the photos of animals in “Animal World” and the fish in “Ocean World” and the amazing places in “Amazing Places” but, Discovery Kids Explorer 5 Book Bundle publishers, I didn’t want to take quizzes after a long day of school. And you convinced my mom they were fun! Quizzes aren’t fun, Discovery Kids Explorer 5 Book Bundle publishers! Quizzes aren’t ever fun!

Please, Discovery Kids Explorer 5 Book Bundle, think about changing what your books say. Maybe say that kids like me will enjoy the pretty pictures and the exciting stories in “Great Explorers” and all those neat machines in “Our World” and everything. But don’t make our parents think that quizzes are cool. That’s the last thing we need. Maybe my sister Olivia thinks that, but if you met Olivia, you’d understand why that’s not a good thing at all.

I’m asking my mom to mail this to you because I don’t have money to buy a stamp. I heard it was illegal for her to open an envelope once it was sealed. Please don’t tell her what I wrote inside. You owe me one, I think.

Sincerely yours,

Jake

In the Box:

• (1) Discovery Kids Explorer Book – Animal World
• (1) Discovery Kids Explorer Book – Ocean World
• (1) Discovery Kids Explorer Book – Our World
• (1) Discovery Kids Explorer Book – Amazing Places
• (1) Discovery Kids Explorer Book – Great Explorers

Woot