Dream Cheeky StarTrek Communicator Internet Phone – $12.99
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Resistance is Futile
In a galaxy far far away, there was a USB microphone that… oh wait, wrong one?
Hey babe! Sorry I’m a little bit late. Still getting used to this whole up-at-5am-to-skype thing!
“It’s no problem. I just figured with the me being overseas and your job, this is the best time to cha-… Wait, what are you holding?”
Oh… umm… It’s just my… you know… microphone…
“But it looks like that Dream Cheeky USB StarTrek Communicator microphone, the one that I told you to to get rid of.”
And I will get rid of it… whenever I get a new one. Besides, this is an officially licensed Star Trek collectable, and you know how big of a Star Trek fan I am!
“But you’re not really a fan at all, Brian. You know, like, one line. And most of the time you don’t even say it right.”
And it’s my favorite line EVER! from ANYTHING!
“You know what, fine. Forget it. I don’t want to get into this again. Let’s just talk.”
That’s exactly what I want to do. So how’s the program going, babe?
“It’s going alright. I’ve just got this one art history class where it’s like, no matter how much work I put in, I can never seem to please the professor.”
So would you say that… you’re givin’ her all she’s got, captain?
“BRIAN!”
I know! I know! I’m sorry! I can’t help it when I’ve got this thing in my hand!
“It’s like every freaking time, I say ‘I don’t want to hear it!’ But still, you say it! Again and again!”
It’s like you’ve… given me all you’ve got, captain!
“I swear to God, Brian! I will strangle you! I will find a way to reach through the internet and choke you to death!”
I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I promise that was the last one! Please, let’s just talk!
“Fine!”
So…
“So any plans for after work today?
Well I gotta go to Petco and get some dog food for Mindy. Because last night I… umm… I…
“Brian. Don’t.”
I just… well, I ga…
“Stay strong, Brian. You can power through this.”
I, I, I gave her all I got, captain! Oh babe, I’m really sorry. Babe?
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Condition: New
Features:
- USB Communicator looks like the real thing and allows you to chat online
- Officially licensed Star Trek collectable
- Built-in microphone and earphone
- Works with Skype, MSN, AIM, iChat, etc
- Star Trek chirp sounds when opened
- Built-in speaker with 21 authentic sound effects
- Microphone mute button
- Volume control
- Powered by USB with 6 foot cable
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Minimum System Requirements:
- PC with Microsoft Windows XP SP3 / VISTA SP1 or Mac OS x 10.5
- 1 available USB Port (USB 2.0 compatible)
- Broadband internet connection
In the box:
- Dream Cheeky 241 USB StarTrek Communicator Internet Phone (VoIP)
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