Dream Cheeky USB Mailbox Friends Alert – $3.99

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Obey The Flashing Light

The USB Mailbox Friends Alert. For when your life just isn’t Pavlovian enough.

There’s the bell noise! Guess I gotta check my mail! But it sure takes a lot of time, doesn’t it? Because when I check my mail, I also have to check my Twitter, and my Facebook, and my other mail, and… ooo! It’s so frustrating! What I wouldn’t give for some kind of color-coded alert system that fit neatly into my USB port and allowed me to quickly know when I should be working, and when I should be goofing off!

And now, thanks to the USB Mailbox Friends Alert, I do. See, with a teeny bit of setup, the USB Mailbox Friends Alert will flash and make noises each time I get any Internet attention, and I can race there immediately and respond. And that makes me Internet popular!

Admittedly, my boss wasn’t too happy about it at first, but then I got him one, and friended him on Facebook. Now I hear the sound from his office each morning and I know he’s as hooked as me. Fourth quarter projections are in the toilet and the company’s going to have to do some layoffs, but what does that matter? The singularity is here! In the form of a little plastic mailbox! Thanks USB Mailbox Friends Alert!

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: New

Features:

• Are you one of those people with too many friends, too many Facebook updates, too many emails to keep track of, and a neglected Twitter account? This email alert dongle will keep you connected when you can’t be
• The message monitoring software incorporates color and sound alerts that can be personalized for all of your email and social media accounts
• Compatible with gMail, Yahoo, Outlook Express, POP3, Weibo, Facebook, Twitter and more
• Dimensions: 0.8” x 1.1” x 0.8”

In the box:

• Dream Cheeky 906 USB Mailbox Friends Alert

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