Dyson 23831-05 DC33 Blue – Refurbished

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Let’s say you’re lucky enough to buy a skyscraper. And let’s say that, being the frugal type, you decide to save a few grand a year by not hiring a cleaning crew. That’s right, you plan to come in every night and vacuum every single floor. It’s a bold move, and one that could win you the Most Frugal Skyscraper Owner of 2013. But what vacuum would be up to the challenge? What vacuum could- aw, heck, you already know the answer, why should we draw it out?

It’s not like you can’t see the words Dyson DC33 Multi Floor Vacuum written right there on today’s deal. Why should we be coy? Every joke we make is aimed at cementing the idea that yes, this vacuum right here IS in fact EXACTLY the vacuum you need to clean your carpet, wood, tile, and occasionally flaming lava that for some reason doesn’t burn the couch. Those are the floors you’re going to face, and those are the floors your vacuum will have to address. And those are the floors the Dyson DC33 Multi Floor Vacuum will clean.

Please be aware that if the lava might also be a bottomless pit. And maybe it’ll have spikes at the bottom, depending on who’s doing the imagining. Hey, don’t judge! Like maybe a minute ago you were pretending you just bought a building!

In the box:

(1) Dyson 23831-05 DC33 – Blue includes:

• Combination Accessory Tool
• Stair tool
• Operating Manual
• Quick Start Guide
• Product Registration Card

Woot