Dyson DC25 Upright Ball Vacuum
Friday, September 21, 2012
“Hey Mister, spare some change?”
“Sorry.”
“Come on.”
“What? I don’t have any. And you’re just gonna spend it on booze.”
“That’s not true at all. You’re making judgments based on appearance.”
“Ah, jeez, fine. Here. That’s all I have.”
“That’s it? Mister I’m trying to get enough money to get a refurbished Dyson DC25 Upright Ball Vacuum. Seventy-five cents isn’t really gonna make a difference.”
“Why do you want a Dyson ball vacuum?”
Why wouldn’t I? Have you seen the commercials? Dyson makes some amazing stuff, man.”
“But I mean, why not get food or clothing or shelter or something?”
“What can I say? We live in a capitalist society. I see it on the TV and I want one.”
“You have a TV?”
“No. But I look in people’s windows.”
“What would you even vacuum?”
“That’s none of your business, Mister. Now make with the cash.”
“Do you take plastic?”
“…Yes.”
| Specifications: | |
| Suction Power: | 220 Airwatts (constant) |
| Filter: | Lifetime Washable HEPA Filter |
| Brushbar Control Type: | Fingertip Brush Control |
| Bin Capacity: | 0.31 Gallons |
| Cord Length: | 24.6 feet |
| Max Reach: | 40.3 feet |
| Dimensions: | 42.4″(H) x 15.4″(W) x12.2″(D) |
| Weight: | 16.12 pounds |
| Air Velocity of Root Cyclone: | |
| 65 feet per second in the outer cyclone | |
| 164 feet per second in the core separator | |
| 262 feet per second in the inner cyclone | |
| Dust Particle G Forces: | |
| 500G in the outer cyclone | |
| 164 feet per second in the core separator | |
| 262 feet per second in the inner cyclone | |
In the Box:
(1) Dyson DC25 Upright Ball Vacuum – Yellow
- Crevice Tool
- Upholstery Tool
- User’s Guide
- Warranty Card
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