Dyson DC25 Upright Ball Vacuum – $249.99

Saturday, November 12, 2011

The Vacuum Is Yours (If You Buy It)

You need people like me so you can point your freakin’ fingers and say, “That’s the guy who keeps a messy house.”

Oh! You startled me, Mr. Montana! I didn’t see you glaring there. I’ll be just a minute more, and then everything will be nice and tidy for you, okay?

Now then, all of the linens have been cleaned and put away, and the bed has been freshly made. Your suits are pressed and hung in the closet. The floors are freshly waxed, all the woodwork has been polished, and I made sure to go over the carpets three times with the Dyson DC25 Upright Ball Vacuum. Oh, that reminds me. While I was wiping down the monitors in your office, I went ahead and did something about all that white dust that had piled up on your desk.

Honestly, Mr. Montana, if you had said something about it sooner, it wouldn’t have been an issue. I’m just glad I already had the Dyson out when I saw it, you know. Sucked it all up the on-board hose in a jiffy thanks to its constant 220 airwatts of suction power. I even went over all the rugs and upholstery with the brush bar to make sure I got it all. Hopefully the air in there will be cleaner, too, what with the Dyson’s Lifetime HEPA Filtration. Who wants all that stuff up their nose and in their lungs?

Well, I’ll leave you alone, Mr. Montana. I’ll just empty the bin in the garbage outside and be on my way. What’s that? Your little friend wants to say hello? My, that’s a very fancy gun, sir, but I wouldn’t call it “little.” Besides, I only do house cleaning. That looks like the kind of thing you want a professional gun cleaner to take care of.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 6 Month Dyson

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Suction power – 220 airwatts (constant)
• Unlike conventional upright vacuums that sit on four fixed wheels and are hard to steer, the DC25 rides on a ball so you can get the vacuum where you need it without pushing and pulling, back and forth around corners and obstacles
• The motor is stored inside the ball which gives it a lower center of gravity that improves maneuverability
• Root Cyclone Technology – Uses cyclonic separation to remove dirt from the air without using a filter
• Lifetime HEPA Filtration – HEPA (High Efficiency Particulate Air) filters can remove 99.97% of airborne particles 0.3 micrometers in diameter. This can trap fine particles such as pollen or other allergens
• Certified Asthma Friendly – Air expelled from a Dyson DC25 has up to 150 times less mold and bacteria than the air you breathe
• Easy Empty Bin – Button controlled system allows for a clean and hygienic way to discard dust and dirt it traps
• On Board Tool Storage – Upholstery and crevice tools store on the machine
• Brush Bar – Will protect delicate floors and rugs
• Clear Bin – You can see when the bin should be emptied. No need to buy specific vacuum bags

Additional Photos:

• Grey Dyson DC25
• Yellow Dyson DC25
• Purple Dyson DC25
• Easy Maneuvering Ball
• Ball, Clear Dust Bin & Vacuum Head
• Lifetime HEPA Filter in Ball
• Retractable Wand
• Attachments
• Package Contents

In the box:

• Dyson DC25 Upright Ball Vacuum (Choose: Grey, Yellow or Purple)
• Crevice Tool
• Upholstery Tool
• User’s Guide
• Warranty Card

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