Excalibur JamFest 3-in-1 Music Machine

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Thank you! Thank you! Are any of you here today in … THE LIVING ROOM? Yeah! I was just in the Dining Room yesterday, they said you didn’t know how to rock! But I’m starting to think they were wrong! Yeah! Rock out! Woo! Thank you! Now, this is song off my next, soon-to-be released album. One! Two! One two three four!

Yeah! Love that sound! Now, I’m gonna take a moment and introduce the band. On the 4 drum panels- me! And over there, on the 24-key keyboard- also me! And holding down the lead guitar with an adjustable strap- me! Wooo! Master of five different musical styles! King of pitch, tempo and volume control! Thank you! Thank you so much for coming out tonight! It’s past my bedtime and I don’t care! Yeah! Who wants another rockin’ number? One two three four!

All right! Yeah! Hey, we’re havin’ a good time now, right? Yeah! But I see Mom and Dad are in the audience tonight, and I know they like power ballads, so I’m gonna slow it down a little bit here by plugging in my iPod. Now’s a good time to turn around to the person you don’t just like, but like-like, take their hand, and sing along. C’mon, you know the words. One! Two! Three! Four!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Listen, you’ve been a great crowd, I wanna thank you for showing up tonight. For the closer, we’re gonna plug this Excalibur JamFest 3-in-1 Music Machine into an external speaker. It wasn’t included, you know, the band had to buy it separately. That’s the kind of devotion we have to you, the fans. So I want you to get out your tiny flashlights because I know you’re not allowed to play with lighters, and I want to see ’em lighting up! Because this song’s all about the hard life of being a rock star on the road, and by road, I mean the distance between my bedroom and here. Are you ready? One! Two! Three! Fou- wait, what?

Aw, bummer, man, they’re shutting us down. Apparently I’ve got school tomorrow. What a drag. But no refunds. Read your ticket stub, it says it on the back. See you next tour! Good night!

In the Box:

(1) Excalibur JamFest 3-in-1 Music Machine – XC5995MU also includes:

• (1) 48-inch adjustable guitar strap
• (1) User’s Guide

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