Frost Boss Beverage Chiller
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Not sure what this thing does? Check out the product video and follow along with our annotations. It’s a Sellout.Woot product video watch-along!
00:03 We’re pretty sure that sentence didn’t mean what you meant it to mean, Frost Boss marketing team.
00:06 How long does it take for a can to freeze and explode? Has that guy been waiting by the fridge the entire time?
00:11 We can deduce that the owner of this Frost Boss is a married, school-spirit enthused, American lager-preferring man.
00:17 So cold you can’t even hold it like a normal person!
00:23 You say “favorite canned beverage,” but that’s a Fanta. Stop confusing us, Frost Boss.
00:29 Whoa, whoa whoa. “Actuates a thermal transfer?” Nobody told us we’d need a PhD to enjoy ice-cold beverages.
00:32 The previous record holder has never forgiven the Frost Boss.
00:40 So all I need is ice to make a beverage cold? WHODATHUNK!
00:46 But I’m thirsty now.
00:53 Yeah guy.
00:57 Whoop.
- Frost Boss Dimensions: 3.5″(W) x 4.5″(H) x 4.25″(L)
- Holding Base Dimensions: 6″(W) x 5″(H) x 10.5″(L)
- Total Weight: Approx 1.5 lbs (empty)
IMPORTANT: Do not push on lid while running. The spring-loaded lid should be propped open by the ice; it will slowly close as the can chills
In the box:
- Frost Boss IC3 Beverage Chiller
- Holding Base
- Hand Strap
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