G & F Hyper Grip Non-Slip Work Gloves
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
There are many courtship traditions, ranging from flowers to poetry to ballads of love, but they all have one thing in common: at some point, if you want to commit, you’re going to have to offer your hand. And if that hand is all torn up and covered in grease and scars? Do you really want your future bride or groom to be recoiling in fear shouting TAKE IT AWAY TAKE IT AWAY I WAS SO WRONG BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO and leaving you at the altar? Sure, that’ll get some YouTube hits, but what about your life?
FACT: People with damaged hands get divorced 0.00000000000001 times more than people with perfect hands. FACT: At any random moment, 0.00000000000001 percent of the population could include you! Do you want to risk meeting the perfect man or woman and having them run off with some Brooklyn hand model just because you were too stubborn to wear a pair of gloves made from synthetic leather and breathable spandex?
Don’t hesitate. With every second, you get closer to an unexpected paper cut. Protect your hands. Protect your future. Protect your life. Protect your destiny.
How to Measure Gloves:
- Palm Length: Palm up! From tip of middle finger to base of palm before wrist
- Palm Width: Palm Up! Flat, from crook of thumb to outer edge of palm
| Sizing Chart | ||
|---|---|---|
| Size | Palm Length (inches) | Palm Width (inches) |
| Medium | 7.5″ | 4″ |
| Large | 7.75″ | 4″ |
| X-Large | 8″ | 4.25″ |
| Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Palm Material: | synthetic leather coated with silicone dots and palm |
| Back Material: | breathable spandex |
| Made In: | China |
In the Box:
(1) Pair of G&F 1089 Hyper Grip Non-Slip High-Performance Work Gloves
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