Graber Pro Series Fluid Bike Trainer

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Use this: to catch that pesky bike that’s been stealing the food you leave out on the counter.

Don’t use this: outside, in the middle of the road. You can just use your bike like a normal bike then.

At the local watering hole, this would order: a Gatorade and vodka.

If you traveled to the past, people would think this was a: some sort of bike-launching mini-trebuchet. Although, you’d never hear that, because they’d have already burned you for being a witch.

Left to its own devices, this: would capture all the bikes. ALL THE BIKES!

In the box:

(1) Graber 1040 Pro Series Fluid Bike Trainer

Woot