HAAN Multi Purpose Floor Steamer
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Listen, Haan Floor Steamer. I’m not saying you’re not great at steaming floors. I’m just saying that calling yourself “multi-purpose” is a little misleading.
Sure, you have a removable handheld steamer with versatile cleaning attachments. And yeah, you use Smart Steam Technology to kill 99.9% of germs, bacteria and dust mites. But in the end, you’re still JUST steaming floors. That’s not multi-purpose. That’s uni-purpose.
If you were multi-purpose, you could steam something other than floors. Like, say, clothes. Or better yet, if you were truly a multi-purpose device, you could do something completely non-steam related like, teach me to dance the Bossanova or end world hunger.
Look, I don’t mean to be belittling. Steaming completely sans chemicals is really admirable. And I’m actually really impressed by how easily your swivel head can maneuver in hard-to-reach spaces. But let’s face it. No matter how beautifully, ironically, feverishly, caressingly, angrily or maniacally you steam the floors, you’re still just steaming the floors.
It’s totally fine. Every one of us has our special purpose, and this one is yours. Emphasis on the “one” there.
| Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Color | Red or Blue |
| Overall Size: | 11.8″ W x 7.1″ D x 50″ H |
| Handheld Size: | 4.33″ W x 4.33″ D x 19.29″ H |
| Weight: | 5.29 lb |
| Voltage/Hz: | AC 120V, 60Hz |
| Cord Length: | 25′ |
| Tank Capacity: | 11.83 oz. |
| Heat-up Time: | 20 seconds |
| Operating Time: | Up to 25 Minutes |
In the Box:
(1) Haan Multi SI70 Steam Mop
- 2 Reusable Ultra-Microfiber Cleaning Pads
- Carpet Glide Attachment
- Attachment Kit: Angled Nozzle, Wire Scrubbing Brush and Mini Steam Head with Cleaning Bonnet
- Floor Protector Resting Mat
- Lime and Scale Remover
- User’s Manual and Warranty Card
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