HEAD TI Instinct Comp Tennis Racquet

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Use this: to hit tennis balls back and forth over a net. Or just forth if you’re alone.

Don’t use this: to hit heads of lettuce back and forth over a net. Seriously, that’s a silly idea. Why would you think of doing something like that?

At a karaoke bar, this product sings: “Carry On My Wayward Son” by Kansas, addressing the deep emotional tear it feels when the opposing player is using an inferior racquet and leads ball after ball astray, sending them flying over the fence and out of the court.  

If you owned this, people would say: “That person must play tennis.”

Rejected names for this product include: Waffley Ball Hitter, Showshoe 2, Tennis McRacquet.

Finding your grip size:  On your dominate hand, measure from the middle horizontal crease of your palm, up between your middle and ring fingers, to the tip of your ring finger.

In the box:

(1) HEAD Tennis Racquet

Woot